It’s been 6weeks since Ilade military arm began operating after it was closed as a result of the flu. This resumption was about two weeks late because top military officials were carving square holes large enough to comfortably hold the results of the military screening in their seats. As is the norm, the screening results had to be sat on. This carving took a lot of extra time not because anyone was slow, but because some of these chairs were thin, and special care had to be taken during the carving.
To curtail the spread of the flu, the barracks were vacated, and a virtual routine was created for military men. Recall that in an interview from 7 weeks ago, a top official stated that the softcopy of military training routine will be sent to the groups of the cadets. He called these the symptomatic training. He then stated that the other part of the training which is known as the as Asymptomatic training will be held on Mini Militia with the help of our virtual companion, Doodle. Why Doodle? Because many great militaries have used Doodle, and many are still using it.
According to this official, learning how to shoot on Mini Militia is as good as learning it in real life. You’ll aim, you’ll fire, and you’ll shoot! In fact, the physical examinations of military men will be a walk over because in real life, the controls aren’t as complex as in Mini Militia. On Mini Militia, you can’t afford to look away, but in real-life, you can eat groundnuts while shooting a moving target.
Six weeks into the routine, and cadets are complaining for no real reason. Some say that their trainers have not gotten access to the Mini Militia platform, some say they do not have access to their personal military messaging service (MSS), while others think their trainers are still struggling with the Mini Militia interphase. Ajagbe, a young cadet complained about failing a screening because his network was bad. He said his avatar was glued to the screen and he could only watch as an opponent shot his avatar in the back of the head and spattered his brain matter on the screen. Really, Ajagbe should be glad. After all, he only died virtually.
ungrateful the cadets are. “Their trainers spent hours learning how to use Mini Militia and they are complaining. Don’t mind those ungrateful little things. Beyond Mini Militia and Doodle, we also upload video to…erm…erm… forget about the name of the platform. Just know that we upload Anime clips and other beneficial videos for these students to watch. Anime is particularly great for military training because it enables these ungrateful students to learn the best Japanese fighting techniques. You won’t believe that these ungrateful things no longer stand at attention. They now eat roast plantain during training. Not just any plantain, they eat the very soft and sweet ones.” He said.
The line has been drawn between cadets and their trainers and it seems none of them is easy to bend for the other. The trainers believe they are trying their best, but the cadets are complaining that the moves that look very smooth on Mini Militia are not so easy to copy in real life.
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